Reverse Psychology

There was a button that said, "Don't click here" I clicked it... and was disappointed. So eff reverse psychology and it's Jedi tricks.

Swiss Cheese

I don't know what happened last week. This week will be better aye? AYE!? I... don't know what that means. But my brain is like... in my head straight. Frontal lobe is... uh... frontwise. or backwise... whatever direction it should be pointing, it's pointing in that direction. And! I'll get my revenge on... something. Like... cheese. Ever wonder why Swiss cheese has all those holes? Meeeeeeeee!!!!! Bang bang bang!


... why does Swiss cheese have all those holes?

spciks. spicks. and specks.!!

So. The world "ain't" so bad. Or it is... it really is. It's full of shit. The world needs shit. People need shit. could you imagine yourself if you didn't shit? Toilets and more importantly toilet seats would be obselete... obsolte. wait. obsolete. there. Or actually maybe they'd still be around for the other end of things. Ok. Carry on.

So Spicks and [fuckin'] Specks. This isn't about a girl. but that song is. and it's pretty awesome.

Gretsch!

Everything is making me smile right now. I don't know why italics is on... but what the hell. But I don't know how long I can put up with these slanted letters. Sort of makes you think they're up to something... leaning off center in a direction that varies relative to your frames of reference. So forget it. We're done. Done.

I got a Gretsch today. It's ridiculously beautiful. It plays really well it's just ridiculous. I've been playing total shit before I got this... . So what have I been missing? I remembered that I didn't eat that candy I bought from some kids that were doing a fundraiser... I'll eat it tomorrow. But this Gretsch. No words. No words at all... other than 'No words.'

The Lakers won another championship today. They were assing around and dragging a sack full of ass while I was listening to a speaker talk about industrial waste. Then they decided to do better when me and some friends went down to watch the game. Thanks Lakers. Sorry Boston... you scared the shit out of everybody though. And we can get into some Lao Tzu stuff... but whatever. Let's do it again next year. Is what people should be saying. Instead they're trashing up LA. Uh... you can figure this one out.

Oh. The Gretsch is so lovely. I can totally get into some Lao Tzu stuff with this now.


Thirty spokes joined at one hub;
emptiness makes the cart useful.
Clay cast into a pot;
the emptiness inside makes it useful.
Doors and windows cut to make a room;
emptiness make the room useful.
Thus being is beneficial
but usefulness comes from the void.

Right? It's a hollowbody.

$1 + $1 + $1

Why did I buy their candy? I just wanted to give them money. These kids were out selling candy for... something that I'm still not sure about... money for a dance, money for sports. It's fundraising for kids, at least it better be. So I don't even want the candy, but I'm sure I'll eat it later and get all hopped up on sugars and stuff. But Snickers and Peanut M&M's aren't exactly favorites of mine. What's my favorite? Well the proper way to ask that is what 'was' my favorite... because the geniuses at Starburst got rid of it. Totally pack a day type stuff. And it's not like a Jolly Rancher where you end up with jagged edges, you get a smooth sexy piece of candy that's delicious... but also horrible for your teeth. '''''''''''' There was something stuck under that button and it was bothering me. It's gone now. The pretty girl at the supermarket now wears glasses.

My students are racist shits. That's all I have to say about that.

half of a smile.

That shit was so fucking beautiful that I felt like crying. And it was just sounds. When you get beautiful sounds that's just it. You're done. And I'm done.

Time to go lie on the floor.