I turn on the light and the space between my window and the broken screen turns into party central. I got 2 flies all sorts of little fruit flies and a bunch of other little shits that are really attracted to light at night. I'm sure one day they'll find a way inside either because I get stupid and decide to open the window (it's freakin' hot in here) or they just decide to get clever. It's totally cool, but you know... I don't really like to look at my window seeing insects freaking out because they see a light.
It's really funny how they're attracted to it though.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Dog poop
The right chord will throw you off the top of a building and catch you at the bottom... sometimes it'll just let you drop, but when you do the concrete is the softest thing you've ever felt. What does this all mean? I shouldn't drink Red Bull.
The dog outside isn't enjoying Radiohead at all... or somebody stepped in its shit and its making a scene about it. Dogs poop everywhere in Davis. So as you're walking it'll just smell like shit.
The dog outside isn't enjoying Radiohead at all... or somebody stepped in its shit and its making a scene about it. Dogs poop everywhere in Davis. So as you're walking it'll just smell like shit.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Blinds
About an hour ago I had nothing to write about... Just boring stuff. I'm in Davis. Everything's weird. I miss everybody like a girl, but not really. You know that sort of thing.
But now I have something really facinating to talk about. My blinds. My blinds are now on the floor. After attempting to rotate the "venetian" blinds I noticed that only the left side was rotating. So... I started pulling on strings and stuff... then I noticed that the strings on the left side of the blinds were snapped. Fun! So upon tracing said snapped string, I found the other end. Taking the snapped end between my fingers somehow caused the left side of the blinds to collapse like somebody shot it full of Novocain and it just went numb and droopy. So....... having a sort of less than normal set of blinds going on, I pulled it down. My blinds are now on the floor and aren't really doing much blinding. In fact, the moths outside totally want to get at my light. I know I know... it's a really awesome light source, but you know. There's a window. I just realized the big moth brought along a bunch of baby moths. The sadistic side of me wishes I had a laser to just shoot the hell out of them and say some awful line like, "There's light for you," or "Bright enough for you?" It has to end in "you" or it doesn't work. It's stupid. Now when I look out the window I see a reflection of myself. That means I can't strut around nude or I'll gross myself out by looking in the now reflective window... blinds are equal parts protection from yourself and others.
But now I have something really facinating to talk about. My blinds. My blinds are now on the floor. After attempting to rotate the "venetian" blinds I noticed that only the left side was rotating. So... I started pulling on strings and stuff... then I noticed that the strings on the left side of the blinds were snapped. Fun! So upon tracing said snapped string, I found the other end. Taking the snapped end between my fingers somehow caused the left side of the blinds to collapse like somebody shot it full of Novocain and it just went numb and droopy. So....... having a sort of less than normal set of blinds going on, I pulled it down. My blinds are now on the floor and aren't really doing much blinding. In fact, the moths outside totally want to get at my light. I know I know... it's a really awesome light source, but you know. There's a window. I just realized the big moth brought along a bunch of baby moths. The sadistic side of me wishes I had a laser to just shoot the hell out of them and say some awful line like, "There's light for you," or "Bright enough for you?" It has to end in "you" or it doesn't work. It's stupid. Now when I look out the window I see a reflection of myself. That means I can't strut around nude or I'll gross myself out by looking in the now reflective window... blinds are equal parts protection from yourself and others.
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