Underwear

This is really the most I've ever disliked a person.  It's all the bullshit he does and the fact that he was forced on me.  Sure, I could've said, "I think you're a fucking weirdo please don't move in." when I was showing him the house... but at the time he had no reason to deserve that.  but also at the time... i already thought he was a fucking weirdo.  Not even the good kind of weird.. like UFO space alien stuff.  He's shit weird.  So maybe it is my fault.. and I have no reason to be angry about this.. but it's still his fault he's shit weird.

Speaking of shit.  Look what's in the trashcan in the laundry room:



Underwear! It looks like there's shit stains all over it or something... it looks fucking gross.  I don't think they're shit stains though... or at least that's what I'm telling myself... and I'm really afraid to inspect what's going on in there... he has a couple notes in there... and of course the underwear.  What's the underwear doing in there anyway?  What did he do to it that warrants its disposal?  I don't want to know... Oh. and he's been here for a year now and he still hasn't bought any detergent.  He's using what's leftover from the guy that was here before me... or it's the landlord's stuff.  I don't know... buying beer is more important to him.. he seriously drinks more than me and my old housemate combined.  Sure, we had our days of getting loaded, but it was always earned.  Throwing your underwear away in the trashcan for me to see is not something I would say deserves a beer.

Why doesn't this fucker own a trashcan?  He's been throwing things away in the laundry room trashcan the entire time he's been living here.. before, we used that trashcan to get rid of the lint from the dryer... now, it sees shitty notes about how to not be such a fuckwit by being even more of a fuckwit, banana peels, and now underwear.... what on earth has this trashcan done to deserve this?  It was happy before.  I'd pull out the lint trap and it would say, "Oh hell yes! Gimme that shit!  Gimme that shit right now!"  but now... it's a very very very sad trashcan... and it's really depressing to me..

Oh.. and you should also notice how he doesn't stick a plastic bag or anything in there to line the trashcan... he has this big fat pile of bags from Target right next to it... but he never puts them in the trashcan.. and you can see how a bunch of the shit he's throwing in there is getting stuck to the sides of the trashcan.. and knowing him... it's never going to get cleaned.. unless he scores some meth and finally decides to clean all day on a whim.


I know I really shouldn't dislike him as much as I do... and I'm probably just as bad to some people.. maybe even him.  If that were the case at least it's going both ways.. but come on... he's really not giving me too many reasons to like him.. and it's not even that hard to get me to think somebody's all right.