Belly

This shirt shrank.. Or I got taller and fatter really quick. Pretty sure it shrank. So now, I expose a few inches of belly when I walk around. If I really want to drive people wild I can reach up and flash a bit of the good stuff.. my belly button. This shirt shrank... and I think it's pretty classy. Gah! Why can't I shoot lasers out of my belly button!?!?!! "hey old man!" Zzzzzzzap!