It's about 3:00 in the afternoon. The fucker has been standing outside talking on the phone and watering the plants for about half an hour now... I seriously want to open my window or go outside and say... "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN! It's 90 fucking degrees and you want to stand out here and piss away water!?" I genuinely want to punch him. Why the fuck has he suddenly decided to start watering the plants? Seriously... if there's a way I can punch him and make it look like an accident I would... "Holy shit! The spirit of Bruce Lee has entered my body! GrrrrrrrrraaaAAH!!" PUNCH!
Gah... the fucker annoys the hell out of me. If he would just stop acting like such a dipshit and be a normal person then maybe we'd get along. But no... he wants to be a weird shitty person who's actions follow no logic or reason.
He brought home a plate of treats from Teacher's Day or something and he had it in the refrigerator uncovered for two days... but yesterday he decided that he would take those out... and saran wrap the plate... and stick it on top of the toaster.. He hasn't eaten anything off the plate... he just wanted to leave it in the refrigerator for two days... and now he wants to leave it outside for two days... How the fuck does this make any sense!?
As much as I want to punch him, I really don't think I could.... because that would mean I would have to touch the fucker.
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