Old man invited his friend over again.. I got home around 3 and the guy was sitting out on the couch talking to the old man... I said hi... And they went on talking about teaching or something.. I don't know.. I closed the door to my room... Around 7 or 8.. I go out to get some water... It smells like shit for some reason.. I guess one of them used my bathroom to poop or theyve just been chatting and farting.. Orrr the old man is back to his horrible cooking habits... But I see them out there by the couches.. And they go out the front door while I was heading back to my room.. Then.. Again.. At 10.... I go out of my room.. They're by the couches again.. and again they go out the front door to do something.. I know they can see or hear me coming out of my room.. So im wondering whats going on when i have my door closed.. It must be something they don't want me to see or hear so they go out the front door to do it... Is it... Senile banter? A secret plot to kill me? Old man makeout session? I don't even know why this guy came by again.. and he was here for at least 7 hours.. Were they just drinking and talking the whole time? All I can think is... There's two of them now. One was struck down by a woman or something and now there's two of them...
F' that... If they try anything or ask me something stupid I'm seriously going to go crazy.. Like... Really proper mental crazy... I'm going to bite their face and rip a chunk off of their wrinkly old man-y skin... The quiet ones are always the craziest.
Here's what I want to tell him:
Hey... Water your fucking plant outside. Inviting your friend over to sort out your problems won't do you any good if you still haven't figured out how to keep your fucking lemon basil alive.
I've been watering his plant. I've been filling the water boiler and I'm not even using the water in it.. I thought, hey, I'll be nice this week.. But now I need to deal with two old men making the house smell like hippo farts and I have no idea what they're doing going in and out of the house.. And there's two of them...
It's been a stressful week..
His friend really looks like a homeless person that took a shower...
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