Remember that guy that was buying shoes and giving them names? Here's a few more names he's giving his shoes....
You have a pair of plaid patterned high top Nikes with red laces on the right shoe... and purples laces on the left.. these shoes wound up with the name.. Mellow and Rage. That's fine.. in some way..
You have a pair of Nike Skateboarding shoes... patterned to look like a Mondrian painting. Primary red, blue, and yellow, over white with black highlights. This pair wound up with the name... Melon and Mango... Now... Those are both skateboarding terms... but I seriously think the dude was just thinking about fruit here.
Finally... these are basically white Nike high tops with a very subtle checkered pattern.. This pair he decided to name... Vibrant... and Rainbow. Now... I think they're some sort of holographic shoes... you know.. where light gets all messed up when it hits the surface so you see a rainbow.. but come on dude... Vibrant Rainbow?
I for one believe that names should carry some sort of meaning or at least fit so damn well that people like me won't look at you like you're some weird freak. Do you go around telling people that step on your shoes, "Dog! You just trounce-stomped Rainbow! Vibrant gonna show you wha's up!!"
I can't wait to see what this guy names his kids.. If he has twins all the better because he'll use his shitty shoe naming system of staring at them for 5 hours and then somebody will bring in some fruit or something... and he'll think. "Yeah... I'm a genius. Mango."
On the plus side of things... I am listening to Rainbow now.
Old man left me a voicemail.. I was genuinely annoyed by it... it was 46 seconds... which doesn't sound very long... but it's the Old man... so it's a fucking long message. Totally unnecessary and pointless. My Mom leaves me pointless voicemails but at least I like her so I can listen to her say, "Where are you? Are you busy? Call me back."
Full on analysis of the Old man's voicemail is coming soon.
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